For the eyeballs: Whoppers, empty gelatin capsules,
You can buy these at a drug store or go here: http://www.capsuline.com/index.php?app=ecom&ns=catshow&ref=gelatin_capsules
We used size 00. (It would NOT be a good idea to go empty some old medicine out of capsules if you intend to eat these things)
You also need nerds or some other small candy that will fit into the gelatin capsule. Large sprinkles would work if they are round and dark colored. Also those Hersheys ice cream toppers... but we cannot find them anymore. Maybe they quit making them.
For the cookie: You need 2 bags of chips-- semi-sweet chocolate and butterscotch (a bag of each) and 2 cans of chow mein noodles or about 10 to 12 oz. total.
You need to make the eyeballs one day and let them set up before making the cookies the next day. Start by carefully shaving about a third of a whopper off with a sharp knife. Keep your fingers out of the way.
Make a good flat surface on it.
Then take a gelatin capsule apart and use the longer end as a tool to carve a circle into the whopper. This works better if the whoppers are really fresh.
Set aside this part of the gelatin capsule to use as a tool for all of your eyeballs.
Use a screwing, motion to make the cut.
The cut should be deep enough to hold the gelatin capsule in.
Now you need to take a different capsule. You will only be using the long side because the short side is just a fraction bigger than the long side (that is how it slips over the top of the long one). You need to cut the long one down until it is about 1/4 inch long. Make a slit up the length of the capsule then cut around it. If you try to just cut across both sides at once, it will mash and break the capsule.
Put a nerd into the capsule and push into the slit you made in the whopper. Be sure it is pushed in really good.
Make plenty of eyeballs for all your cookies. When you have a bunch done, line them up and take funny pictures of them.. 3;o)
Melt about a quarter cup of the chocolate chips in a little bowl in the microwave. Put them into a ziplock baggie to melt them. Be careful not to get them too hot. Cut off a corner of the bag and make a little blob of chocolate on a piece of waxed paper. Stick a long chow mein noodle (pick out the coolest ones from the package) into the blob of chocolate and set an eyeball on top. Arrange it so it will stay the way you want it to look. Do this with all the eyeballs and put them in the freezer for several minutes. Melt some more of the chocolate in a small bowl and holding the eyeball part, dip the noodle in the chocolate coating the entire stick. Set back onto the waxed paper and allow to stay in the freezer for several hours or overnight. Keep your leftover chocolate to add to the chips when you make the cookies.
After several hours, or the next day, melt the 2 bags of chips (and any leftovers from all the foolishness with the eyes) in a large bowl in the microwave. Heat them on high for 30 seconds at a time, then stir and repeat until they are creamy. Throw in the chow mein noodles and stir to coat them all. Working with a friend, make blobs of cookies on a waxed paper and arrange the eyes into the mound so they stay upright. When you get tired of doing that, just put the eyeballs on the blobs and forget the stems. That is what we did because we ended up with 36 eyeballs and not that much patience.
It takes a little practice, but after a while, you will get the hang of it and make some really cute little aliens. They will need to set up in a cool room or the fridge if there is room in there. You can put them out on the porch if it is cool outside and there are no neighborhood cats, squirrels, or bobcats running around who will disturb them. They will keep in a cool room for several days if you can keep them that long without devouring them all. Oh yeah-- we discovered that although the capsules are edible (That is what they put your medicine in) they are not pleasant to eat. It is like chewing a piece of plastic. So we actually threw the capsule part away. If you like chewing plastic, go for it-- it won't hurt you...................